Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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