The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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