she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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