Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
dude. I can hear the air.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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