Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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