i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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