I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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