One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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