Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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