it hurts more in the daytime
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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