Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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