All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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