there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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