good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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