I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize