is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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