no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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