she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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