I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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