Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
he was CRYING into my vagina
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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