so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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