There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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