There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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