God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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