I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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