How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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