You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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