Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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