I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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