This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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