I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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