was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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