Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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