1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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