You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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