I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We have started to decorate penises.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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