Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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