Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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