Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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