So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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