dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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