It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
please don't ironically join a cult
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