i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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