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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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