Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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