In the future we'll all be gay
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
