So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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