I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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