How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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