And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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