I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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