white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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