I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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